#10. I don't want to belong to any club that will accept me as a member. [Groucho Marx]
#9. I'm still recovering from the last time I was talked into attending a get-together.
#8. I can't think of a bigger social evaluative threat. (Not that I care.)
#7. I am under house arrest!
#6. I flipped a coin and it came up tails.
#5. The delta-driven fourth wave (and other respiratory delights).
#4. Elbow-bump performance anxiety.
#3. My dog wasn't invited.
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| #2. My shoes are on their last legs. |
#1. Mama told me not to come. (That ain't the way to have fun.)
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